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Monday, March 17, 2014

St Patrick's Day brings out the amateurs

If you can identify who wrote this I would appreciate it.
If you go down to the pub today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the pub today
You'd better go in disguise.
For every drunk that ever there was
Is in her bunk for certain, because
Today's the day the amateurs go a-drinking.
Drinking time for amateurs,
Those pesky amateurs are having a lovely time today.
Catch them in their underwears,
And see them drinking on their holiday.
See them piss and puke and brawl,
They think they're at the mall
And all of the pubs are theirs.
At two o'clock their mommies and daddies
Will throw them in the street
Because they're tired little amateurs.
If you go down to the pub today,
You'd better not go alone.
It's lovely down at the pub today,
But safer to stay at home.
For every drunk that ever there was
His head is sunk in sorrow, because
Today's the day the amateurs go a-drinking.

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