Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Sean Hannity versus Stacy Swimp

The real reason Sean Hannity looks at Stacy Swimp with disdain is hair. Long beautiful hair. Hours after he ran a comb through the growth on his head, the tv host took one look at Mr Swimp and felt a feeling of superiority and disgust, as the light reflected off the surface and into Mr Hannity's eyes. When he got home late that night he asked his wife for affirmation and she gave in, as she always does, and ran her fingers through his hair. The next morning he found more of it in his comb than usual and panic sunk in to Sean Hannity's heart.

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