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Wednesday, June 25, 2003

something I heard lately....

God appears before a man and says that, as the most humble and devoted man of faith, he will be granted one request.

The man says, "I would like a bridge to the moon so that I can drive up there in my car."

God snorts and says, "Are you kidding? The moon orbits the Earth, so a fixed bridge won't work. And what would support it? Plus, you have the gravitational problems, the lack of oxygen... you have to ask for something workable!"

The man says, "Sorry, it was the first thing that came to me. How about peace in the Middle East?"

God considers this and says, "So, two-lane or four-lane?"

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